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The Wings of an Eagle

from How Absurd by Brad Bru & The Crowd Goes Wild

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lyrics

She's been crying
She's been trying so hard but she's got to admit her hope is dying
So she's been crying

She's been coping
She's been moping and telling her mother that she thinks her daughter's broken
But she's been coping

She's been dreaming of someone, someone who's bald
She's been craving some talons, a dick and two balls
(She needs a...)

Penis with the wings of an eagle
Red and blue and white
He's a willy with wings...He has feathers and things
To make a woman feel all right

Penis with the wings of an eagle
Can make her loins take flight
He has patriot parts
That will open her heart
And in all likelihood her thighs

She's been dating
She's been waiting for someone better than the men she's been fellating
Yeah, she's been waiting

She's been praying
She's been saving herself for the loving of a certain type of avian
Yeah, she's been praying

She will not abide any flightless dicks
Cuz she doesn’t have time for penguin pricks
(Mama told her that a...)

Penis with the wings of an eagle
Is the one she's hoping for
He is downy and soft
But he likes playing rough
Cuz he's just come back from war

Penis with the wings of an eagle
Is tattooed with stars and stripes
He's a phallus with feathers
And they'll be together
For the best night of her life

And one steamy evening, her wish came true
Cross your fingers and toes and he might come for you
He only cares if your willing...not if your cute
And he's got a flagpole you'll wanna salute

(solo)

Penis with the wings of an eagle
Is soaring through the sky
So don't be a bimbo ... Baby, open your window
And he'll visit you tonight

Penis with the wings of an eagle
Wiener warrior of the night
I hate to be blunt
But he's been fighting for country
You should f*** him to be nice

Penis with the wings of an eagle
Killed a terrorist with his dong
You should get on your knees...cuz he's free of disease...

credits

from How Absurd, released July 6, 2018
Featuring:
Brad Bru - Vocals and Guitar
John Szymanski - Bass, Keys, Background Vocals
Packy Lundholm - Drums
Patrick Martin - 2nd Guitar
Beth Lach - Voice, Background Vocals

Engineered, mixed and mastered by John Szymanski.
Produced by Brad Bru and John Szymanski.

Photo by Oomphotography.

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Brad Bru & The Crowd Goes Wild Chicago, Illinois

This band brings together the richness of acoustic music, the charm of alt-country and the energy of melodic punk. Whether playing distorted power chords or fingerpicking crisply, the witty and relatable lyrics balance humor with darkness.

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